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My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.
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what americans are missing out on are lays ketchup chips
nah we good
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- priest: confess your sins cos and tan
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST READ IT
ITS THE SCARIEST CREEPYPASTA IVE EVER READ
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zooey deschanel came on tv today and my dad said “whoops better change de schanel”
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Abandoned farm home outside of town. There were 8 cars left there (The blue one pictured has a pitch fork in the windshield). There was still toilet paper in the bathroom, and pictures littered the counter. The basement wall had caved in and I couldn’t really go down there. All the mirrors and windows were broken, everything was left there. I have no idea what happened.
man nosiness like this is what gets niggas killed in movies you saw help carved into the fucking wall and still kept nancy drewing your little ass around that demon portal
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